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dirty witch doctor.
09 April 2020 @ 07:50 pm
This is the writing journal of [info]electricpower. Mostly I post fanfiction (though I am trying to be less of a smelly cave troll and write actual short stories). I write slash, femmeslash, het and gen, and if any of these aren't to your liking I invite you to skip over posts containing them. That or get a new hobby—crocheting passes the time nicely, I am told.

Oh, and by the way, all characters, original or otherwise, that are depicted in sexual situations are above the age of eighteen, regardless of whether or not they look, act or otherwise appear to be underage. Because as we all know, numbers are the only things that matter when it comes to determining whether or not something is child porn.

And seventeen year olds having sex with one another is absolutely inexcusable. :(

Fanfic list. )
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
09 August 2009 @ 09:57 pm
Title: Mouths, Bruises
Author: elincia
Pairings: None.
Rating: R
Genre: Drama/Horror
Summary: Bellatrix Black severs her first head when she is ten and one quarter.
Wordcount: 545
Warnings: Bellatrix is a crazy motherfucker!
Date: August 9, 2009

she was stung by a bee
but she still had to make them toast
with honey.


i want to know what's inside you. )
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
06 August 2009 @ 04:01 am
For [info]lecheporfavor, the Char to my Garma, whom I will always tickle long into the night to the melodious strains of Wham!

Title: Space Debris
Author: elincia
Pairings: Char/Camille, Lalah/Char, Amuro/Lalah, Amuro/Beltorchika
Rating: R
Genre: Drama
Summary: Amuro already knows all about Char Aznable's infamous vices.
Wordcount: 427
Warnings: het and gay and I CAN'T WRITE AMURO ALALALALAL also spoilers I guess.
Date: October 12, 2006, apparently. That is some time ago!

I wrote this three years ago, so it's a pretty cool fic. )

WOW WHAT WAS THAT, THAT WAS PRETTY WACKY
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
25 February 2009 @ 08:49 pm
Title: spring & winter
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Adachi/Dojima
Rating: R
Genre: Drama
Summary: One more day like today and I'll kill you.
Wordcount: 1407
Warnings: Major spoilers for both the bad ending and the normal ending! An understanding of the endgame events is necessary to read this, as well as the bad ending, as this is a hypothetical AU set after it. (also, I gave this to my mum to read. lmfao.)
Date: January 2009

we eat chinese off our knees and look for each other in the tv screen. )
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
11 January 2009 @ 11:09 pm
Title: What a Cool Guy
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Souji/Kanji
Rating: G
Genre: dicks
Summary: IT'S NOT DOOONE
Wordcount: TOO MANYYY
Warnings: WHYYYY
Date: IDKKK

[info]lecheporfavor:
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oh my gosh he's makin' eyes at me )
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
03 December 2008 @ 12:42 am
HO HO HO!


Request a drabble from me, and I will write it! Provided I am not a douche and actually do it. One per customer n' shit. (I ttly stole this from [info]kokanshu, just so you know. Because she gave me crabs.)

Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts. FFVII. FFXII. FFX. Shin Megami Tensei. Fire Emblem. Gundam Seed. Phoenix Wright/Apollo Justice. Avatar. Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Silent Hill. (please give me a Silent Hill 5 request. Please. Oh my god.) Mana Khemia. Tales series. If you can think of one of my older fandoms you think I could try, have at it.
Pairing(s): I ain't picky. There are very few pairings I flat-out refuse to write, so... try me.
Song: Just so's I'm not completely ripping [info]kokanshu off, hit me up with a song to go with your fic. If it is a song by the Pussycat Dolls you will be my favourite.

The end!
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
27 September 2008 @ 12:50 am
Title: Hands and Knees
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Yuri/Flynn
Rating: R
Genre: Drama
Summary: I know you tried to change things.
Wordcount: 292
Warnings: gay. Spoilers for up to Capua Nor, if those count as spoilers.
Date: September 26, 2008

notes: Dedicated to Sarah, for her berfday, even though she won't see this post. ♥

so succexy so succexy. )
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
20 September 2008 @ 09:42 pm
Title: Cosmopolitaine
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: NekuJoshuaHanekoma andthekitchensink. Sorta.
Rating: PG
Genre: General
Summary: Life imitating art.
Wordcount: 685
Warnings: in case you are entirely deprived of a gaydar, Joshua is a big fag. Surprise!
Date: September 20, 2008

we're in the city of wonder. )
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
20 September 2008 @ 06:07 pm
Title: Tales of Mean Girls
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Guy/Luke, Guy/Anise, Peony→Luke, Jade/Dist
Rating: PG currently
Genre: Ridic
Wordcount: 914 (by no means finished)
Warnings: o gad this is old and terrible. Typed up for [info]isaac. It, by the way, was inspired by Anise's unceasing use of the word "boo".
Date: May 2007.

Luke fon Fabre had never seen so many people in his life. )
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
14 July 2008 @ 12:17 am
Title: Foundling-Bird
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Marluxia/Naminé
Rating: PG-13, I suppose
Genre: Drama
Summary: When sprays begin to spring.
Wordcount: 641
Warnings: het.
Date: finished July 14, 2008.

the little bird in her own way follows her will to sing. )
 
 
Current Music: doomsday - transplants
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
19 April 2008 @ 12:13 am
fdjhdahuahgd here have a ten song fic meme and by ten I mean seven because I am lazy.

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten SEVEN FUCK YOU of these, then post them.


ooh baby )
 
 
Current Location: ANGERSVILLE
Current Mood: AMAZINGLY ANGRY!
Current Music: ANGER
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
16 April 2008 @ 11:20 pm
Hey guythhh I posted this awhile ago on [info]thefakutori but forgot to post it here apparently!

title: Tides
etc.: This shit ain't done.

over the water over the water over the sea )
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
17 January 2008 @ 01:31 am
This is retarded. Don't read this.

Title: lady of the house
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Natalia/Peony
Rating: R
Genre: Humour
Summary: Written for the Tales of Kink Meme, for the prompt "married life".
Wordcount: 1942
Warnings: het, AU, generally ridiculous. Ew.
Date: January 8, 2008

anyone could have told her it was a bad idea. )
 
 
Current Mood: i am a fuckin' wordsmith
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
So as you may have noticed I haven't really posted anything in... over four months. Which is ridiculous. So I'm kind of trying to rekindle my inspiration by posting some unfinished things. Which, as is obvious, is what I do when I've totally run out of anything else to do.

Title: untitled.
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Auron/Reno (eventual)
Rating: Currently PG, I guess.
Genre: Humour
Summary: We've got 'til noon; here comes the moon.
Wordcount: 642 thus far.
Warnings: none so far, aside from Demyx being a goddamn hippie, and inane pop culture references for added pizzazz. That shouldn't be a surprise though.
Date: Apparently started May 13, 2007.

it's hot here hot here hot here. )

Title: crocodile tears
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Eventual Axel/Kadaj and Reno/Kadaj (yeah :<), Axel/Larxene, Axel/Roxas?
Rating: Currently PG-13.
Genre: Drama/Humour
Summary: Knock knock knock, who's that? It's momma, son.
Wordcount: 882 so far.
Warnings: none really. Eventual fucking and character death, because I do honestly want to finish this.
Date: September 11, 2007

give me mine, give me all that you've got. )

Title: untitled.
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Unsure; Zexion/Lexaeus, maybe.
Rating: PG-13, currently.
Genre: Drama
Summary: You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste the afterlife?
Wordcount: 498 thus far.
Warnings: So far, cannibalism is the only thing I can think of.
Date: October 4, 2007

all this has happened before. and it will happen again. )

Title: wasting
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Seishirou/Subaru
Rating: R, eventually.
Genre: Drama/Humour
Summary: Done what I could to revive; my softer side survived.
Wordcount: 615 thus far.
Warnings: Eventual semi-necrophilia.
Date: August 24, 2007

his body in my bed. )

Title: spiderbait
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Haruka/Watanuki
Rating: as yet, G.
Genre: Humour
Summary: You were somewhere in my fever.
Wordcount: 313 thus far.
Warnings: Nothing so far.
Date: August 30, 2007

really gets me high. )

Title: we went
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Hibari/Dino, Lambo/Dino-ish, Yamamoto/Gokudera
Rating: PG
Genre: General
Summary: Katekyo Hitman Reborn! [info]1fandom set. No, I didn't actually sign up, I just kind of felt like it, so I did it.
Wordcount: 588
Warnings: Allusions to fucking? I don't even know.
Date: ??

there's a drug in the thermostat. )
 
 
Current Music: cinnamon girl - neil young
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
06 August 2007 @ 03:43 am
Title: salt and sulfur
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Fuuma/Kamui
Rating: R
Genre: Drama
Summary: To the flesh and bones of you.
Wordcount: 2105
Warnings: slash, violence, spoilers for the Acid Tokyo arc.
Date: August 3, 2007; finished August 6, 2007.

notes: Lines of poetry and/or song are from Wallace Stevens, Coheed and Cambria, and Islands, in that order. Oh, this disclaimer business.

The filaments of your eyes. )
 
 
Current Mood: fuck yeah, seaking
Current Music: tiny dancer - elton john
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
25 July 2007 @ 10:11 pm
Because I am an attention cumslut, here are some unfinished things or things I thought otherwise unworthy of posting before.

Title: summer-seeming
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Rabi/Kanda and probably eventual peripheral Allen/Rinali. (I say eventual as if I intend to continue this, which I don't, really.)
Rating: R
Genre: Humour/Drama
Summary: And my affection, well it comes and goes.
Wordcount: 1714
Warnings: slash, peripheral het, pseudoporn, unfinished biznasssss.
Date: October 27, 2006, apparently.

this is me standing in the arch of your door. )

Title: Homogeny
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: none yet; eventual Ravindra/Sergei. (yes, it's something original. Something original that makes absolutely no sense and is pretentious as sheeeet.)
Rating: R
Genre: Drama/Humour
Summary: I wrote this for my mother, just so you know, though she hasn't read it yet.
Wordcount: 308 so far.
Warnings: violence
Date: July 8, 2007

like bombs. )

Title: It doesn't really have one yet, TBH :(
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Riku/Sora with a side helping of Kairi
Rating: G
Genre: Humour
Summary: Riku, Sora and Kairi paint Kairi's room and generally dick around.
Wordcount: 1026 so far.
Warnings: general ~*kawaii fluff*~ moments.
Date: June 23, 2006 (D:)

Oh, you've just gotta put your back into it. )

Title: Pavement
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Seifer/Leon
Rating: eventual R
Genre: Humour
Summary: I can't wash you off my skin.
Wordcount: 1318 so far.
Warnings: slash, what-if AU.
Date: June 18, 2006

can't feel no pavement right under my feet. )

Title: morphine city
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: eventual Marth/Roy and possibly others.
Rating: R
Genre: Bad
Summary: Oh, it's all fun and games.
Wordcount: 1368
Warnings: general awful-osity, slash, relative OOC (I say relative because within SSBM itself it isn't as it the characters have actual personalities)
Date: March 16, 2006. Oh goodness me.

on a live wire right up off the street; you & i should meet. )

Title: None thus far; it will probably forever be the titleless wonder. Oh.
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Yami no Bakura (Bakura)/Malik, Rishid→Malik, Isis/Mai, Mai→Shizuka, Yami no Yuugi (Atem)/Jounouchi, Honda/Otogi maybe, Honda/Bakura (Ryou), Varon/Amelda
Rating: eventual R
Genres: Humour/Romance
Summary: A decidedly sexy trip to Jounouchi's not-so-sexy beach house, told through the eyes of anyone who is anyone.
Wordcount: 3729 for chapter I.
Warnings: AU, yaoi, yuri, WIP, OOC out the wazoo
Date: August 24, 2005 (ahaaa yeah I pretty much just wanted to post it for posting's sake, and because despite how ridiculous it is it's one of my personal favourite... things. And golly me, it was probably the first chapter of anything I'd ever finished aside from the other YGO stuff I wrote as a twelve year old. Gangstaaa.)

roll out. )

Alright, I'm pretty sure I'm done now. 8D You can expect the first chapter of my YGO/YGO:GX crossover fic within... somewhiles, and potentially some Digimon fic as well. Ain't nothin' like reliving my old fandoms.
 
 
Current Music: roll out - ludacris
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
20 July 2007 @ 02:22 am
Title: sugar spit sentiment
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Leon/Kadaj
Rating: R
Genre: Humour/Drama
Summary: Up in my lonely room, oh, what can I do?
Wordcount: 601
Warnings: yaoi, theoretical character... existence, general exercise in pointlessness.
Date: April 9, 2007; finished July 20, 2007.

notes: I have no idea what possessed me to write this. Oh, gosh.
Let us just assume for a moment that Kadaj and co. were part of the Hollow Bastion crew before Sephiroth.

oh he fucks real mean. )
 
 
Current Music: ocean breathes salty - modest mouse
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
20 July 2007 @ 12:42 am
Title: pornography
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Roxas/Sora, in a manner of speaking.
Rating: R
Genre: General-ish
Summary: A hand in my mouth.
Wordcount: 125
Warnings: slash, shorter-than-Sora's-shorts drabble.
Date: July 19, 2007 (I actually wrote this awhile back but I can't remember for the life of me when that was.)

bet you didn't know. )
 
 
Current Mood: caffeinated
Current Music: oh mandy - spinto band
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
21 June 2007 @ 12:46 am
I'm finaaaally posting this after almost a year of letting it fester on my harddrive. :D also O SHIII IT'S AN EPIC FIC LOOK OUT.

Title: While Rome Burns
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: Albel/Fayt, Arzei/Elena Frahm, Arzei/Noblewoman, implicit Clair/Nel, potentially some implicit Steeg/Mirage for good measure.
Rating: R
Genres: Drama
Summary: The death-wake; or lunacy.
Wordcount: 2662
Warnings: (eventual) slash, het & implicit femmeslash, eventual porn, violence, general pretentiousness.
Date: August 2, 2006; chapter I ostensibly completed on June 20, 2007.

walk the cramps off, go meander in the cold. )
 
 
dirty witch doctor.
05 June 2007 @ 06:29 pm
OH SHIT IT'S GEN
GET IN THE CAR

Title: Mago
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: None; Jack Sparrow and Luxord.
Rating: PG
Genres: General
Summary: Paper and bones.
Wordcount: 311
Warnings: gen. No, really, that's it.
Date: January 5, 2007; finished on June 3, 2007.

out of the sea came he. )


Title: june
Author: keelhaul lizzie
Pairings: None; Lea, Mularia and Lourd.
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Drama/Horror
Summary: Meat-eating orchids.
Wordcount: 938
Warnings: theoretical character background, gen.
Date: April 29, 2007; finished on June 2, 2007

notes: This is a Nobody backstory fic, since I'm absolutely obsessed with writing them with some reason. It's set in Wonderland, in case that wasn't painfully obvious.

(also I am incredibly pretentious

that is all)

I have a little looking-glass upon my parlour shelf. )

OKAY OKAY YOU GUYS LET'S HOPE THIS POST GOES THROUGH WHOOOO.
 
 
Current Music: space boy - initial d
 
 
 
 

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